that's an acceptable place to lick
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
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