fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
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im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
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i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
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I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
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