Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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