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just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
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Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
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you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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