Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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