You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
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I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
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Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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