Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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