real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
okay pat passed out under dana's car
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
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