the new term for farting is butt boxing.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
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