when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Randomize
