I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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