Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Randomize
