i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Randomize
