i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
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So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
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So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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