Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
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It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
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I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
This is my gift to your gina
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
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