would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
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Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
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I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
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