we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
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Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
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holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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