Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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