Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
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I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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