Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
Randomize
