now i know why i became what i already was.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
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Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
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I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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