Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
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