He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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