A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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