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I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
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stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
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I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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