Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
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