I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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