That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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