I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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