Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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