You made me cry and you don't even care
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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