Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
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Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
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Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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