We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
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I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
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I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
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