Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Is it because I queefed?
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
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I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
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Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
I did not marry a roomba.
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