so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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