Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
im having a threesome with these popsicles
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
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I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
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I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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