is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
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