i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
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but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
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got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
i think my cat just said my name.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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