I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
Heard at work: Get out of my face before I cuntpunch you so hard your granddaughters have miscarriages. I love my job.
I'm moving there. Get me hired.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
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Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
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He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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