That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Be still, my beating vagina.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
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Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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