he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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