If that was your dad, he is hot
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
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Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
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After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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