i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
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I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
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One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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