He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
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He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
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If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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