...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
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He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
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I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
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