Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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