And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
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All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
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Come share oat with me in your robe
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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