Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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