I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I intend to get homeless drunk
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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