Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
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