you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
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Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
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mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
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