There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
dude. I can hear the air.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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